Birthday Cake Protein Bars (Vegan, Grain-Free, No-Bake)

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(Note: this post was originally published on August 19, 2021. It has since been updated with a few tweaks).

Birthday Cake Protein Bars: The Ultimate Healthy Treat

Are you ready for the most fun treat? These adorable vegan birthday cake bars are nostalgic, decadent, and eye-catching. They'd be perfect for a birthday celebration, but are just as wonderful for everyday snacking. Although they seem indulgent, these healthy birthday cake bars are made with nourishing whole-food ingredients like dates, nuts, and even chickpeas.

Yes that's right, these birthday cake protein bars are made from chickpeas! You'll be surprised to learn that they're plant-based, grain-free, naturally sweetened, and surprisingly high in protein. They're easy to make too, with no baking required, so there's no reason not to enjoy these cute vegan birthday cake bars whenever the craving strikes.

Stack of healthy vegan birthday cake bars shown against a white kitchen tile background with scattered rainbow sprinkles.

What Are Birthday Cake Bars?

Although there are many variations, the term "birthday cake" usually refers to the combination of vanilla and almond, typically with colored sprinkles. Those flavors and colors are iconic symbols of classic birthday cake. Unfortunately, most birthday cake bar recipes online call for ingredients like cream cheese, butter, crushed cookies, and a lot of added sugar.

Ingredients in Healthy Birthday Cake Bars

If you're craving that classic birthday cake flavor but in a healthier format, then you've come to the right place. The ingredients in these vegan birthday cake bars are better than almost any protein bar you'll find at the store. The delightfully chewy crust is just dates, almonds, and a dash of coconut oil to help the mixture stick together (essentially my homemade larabars, just in a different shape).

The true miracle of these bars, however, is the cheesecake-like filling. Instead of the usual culprits, this version is made from protein- and fiber-rich chickpeas. You'll add a small amount of almond flour (= more protein and fiber) to help thicken it. The filling is sweetened naturally with a modest amount of maple syrup and flavored with both vanilla and almond.

Since birthday cake isn't really birthday cake without the sprinkles, these healthy birthday cake bars also call for a couple tablespoons of colored sprinkles. There are some good naturally-colored options available at health food stores and online. You can omit them if you prefer, perhaps adding some unsweetened shredded coconut on top instead, or just decrease the amount (try just a teaspoon on top instead, which will still give the same visual effect).

Overhead view of a batch of birhtday cake protein bars that have just been sliced.

Other Healthy & Vegan Desserts

If you love the idea of these birthday cake protein bars, then there are a lot of other treats here on the blog for you to explore. You won't find any refined flour, refined sugar, or butter here; instead, I love to create desserts from nourishing whole-food ingredients like chickpeas, avocados, nuts, tahini, and fruit.

If you're a chickpea lover (and I bet you are since you're reading this healthy birthday cake bars recipe), then you definitely need to check out these famous vegan chickpea blondies and this dreamy healthy vegan banana bread. Both recipes use chickpeas (or chickpea flour) and tahini, and both are entirely grain-free and naturally-sweetened.

There are a lot of wonderful baked goods here on the blog that use dates and nuts in place of the usual flour, butter, and sugar. I actually have three date brownie recipes that you're going to love. These ultimate healthy vegan brownies are the base recipe that inspired these vegan Snickers brownies and these vegan Samoa brownies. All three are grain-free and sweetened with nourishing dates. And don't forget date and nut cookies; these healthy monster cookies are my all-time favorite.

Or, if no-bake is more your style, these raw vegan carrot cake cupcakes and these raw vegan brownie bites are essentially protein bars in disguise. Ingredient-wise, they're somewhat similar to the crust of these healthy birthday cake bars, but have different toppings.

In the mood for fudge? Ditch the butter and sugar and try making this raspberry chocolate chip freezer fudge or this matcha freezer fudge instead. Both are made from cashew butter and are naturally sweetened.

Did you know that you can make a dreamy dessert from avocado? It's true! You'll be amazed by this vegan chocolate cream pie.

Woman's hand taking the top vegan birthday cake bar in a stack of six.

Ingredients and Substitutions

Here's what you'll need for these vegan birthday cake bars, as well as some thoughts, tips, and possible substitutions. If you make any substitutions, I'd love to hear about it in the comments section below.

  • Pitted dates. Double-check that each date is pitted.
  • Almonds. I suggest using roasted and salted almonds because they have so much flavor, but raw works fine. If you don't use salted almonds, add a pinch of salt.
  • Coconut oil. This helps the crust for these birthday cake protein bars to set in the fridge. If you follow an oil-free diet you can omit this, although the crust may not hold together as well.
  • Chickpeas
  • Almond flour. Make sure it's blanched and super-fine. I like Bob's Red Mill. This recipe is designed specifically for almond flour, so I don't recommend trying to substitute it.
  • Maple syrup. You can also use honey as the sweetener, although it will change the flavor.
  • Vanilla extract
  • Almond extract. This isn't critical, but it really helps to achieve that classic birthday cake flavor.
  • Salt
  • Assorted sprinkles. If you want to omit all refined sugar from these healthy birthday cake bars, then you can leave these out. Choose naturally-colored sprinkles if desired.

Close-up view of a bite mark taken out of a birthday cake protein bar.

Closing Thoughts

Are you excited to try these vegan birthday cake bars? They feel so decadent and indulgent; you'd never believe they're made from nourishing ingredients like chickpeas, nuts, and dates. Thanks to those great ingredients, these bars are high in protein and satisfying. They're also vegan, grain-free, gluten-free, and naturally-sweetened, so they're a treat that almost anyone can enjoy.

Whether it's your birthday or not, there's no reason not to make a batch of these no-bake birthday cake protein bars today. Share them with a friend (or keep them all to yourself, I won't tell).

Stack of ix healthy birthday cake bars with rainbow sprinkles, shown on a white background with white and purple flowers.

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Birthday Cake Protein Bars (Vegan, Grain-Free, No-Bake)

These vegan birthday cake bars are delightfully indulgent and nostalgic, yet they're grain-free, high in protein, and made from whole-food ingredients. You'll never believe that the creamy vanilla filling is actually chickpeas!

Author:
Lee

Ingredients

For the Crust

  • 2 c pitted dates
  • 1 c almonds
  • 2 tbsp melted coconut oil

For the Filling

  • 15-oz can of chick peas, drained and rinsed
  • 0.75 c blanched, super-fine almond flour
  • 0.25 c maple syrup, or a dash more to taste
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 0.5 tsp almond extract
  • Pinch of salt
  • 2 tbsp assorted sprinkles

Instructions

  1. To make the crust: combine the dates, almonds, and coconut oil in a food processor, and process until the mixture just starts to make a sticky ball.
  2. Line an 8x8 baking dish with wax paper or a few layers of plastic wrap, leaving enough on the sides to remove the bars after they set.
  3. Spoon the crust mixture into the pan and press it down firmly into an even layer.
  4. To make the filling: put all of the filling ingredients except for the sprinkles into the food processor. Process until smooth and creamy, adjusting the sweetness to taste.
  5. Add 1 tbsp of colored sprinkles into the filling and stir them in by hand.
  6. Dollop the filling across the top of the crust, then carefully spread it out into an even layer.
  7. Top the filling with an additional 1 tbsp sprinkles. Press them down gently into the filling so that they stick.
  8. Cover the baking dish and put the bars in the refrigerator overnight.
  9. Once the bars are chilled, use the wax paper or plastic wrap edges to remove them from the pan. Place on a cutting board and cut into 12 bars.
  10. Store the completed birthday cake protein bars in a sealed container in the refrigerator.

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Did you make this recipe? Did you make substitutions? How did you serve it? Any helpful tips? Please share your thoughts, since these insights are really useful to both me and to other readers.

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Melissa Dean
May 15, 2024
I was amazed by these bars. The kids never knew they were made from chickpeas. I told them it was cheesecake.
Lee
May 23, 2022
Andrea- Thanks for sharing the idea of making single-serve bars in cupcake wrappers. That's adorable! Almost like mini cheesecakes. I can't wait to try that! And thank you for the kind words, I appreciate it!
Andrea
May 22, 2022
These have been on my list to make for a while and since today hit 90 degrees, how perfect for a raw sweet treat! I decided to make individual servings using cupcake papers. I followed the recipe exactly but added my own special touch with a peanut butter maple caramel sauce on top. My entire family including my 3 kids loved these! Only one of the kids guessed it was made with chickpeas. I’ll definitely be saving this recipe and making them often.
Ali
April 24, 2022
Loved these delicious bars! Super easy to make and so tasty! That almond flavour is divine so don’t skip on the almond extract if you don’t need to, it makes them next level! Thanks for another wonderful recipe Lee 💗
Mariela
April 20, 2022
These bars look delicious!! Love the chickpeas in the recipe. A great way to hide healthy ingredients!
Jen
November 20, 2021
Yummmmm these are so good! I made a batch and froze the extras for a treat later- worked great.
Lauren
September 1, 2021
I've made your chick pea blondies a few times. These seem like a great option for summer!
Lee
August 30, 2021
Carolyn- Yes indeed, I think most other nuts would work fine in this crust; that said, they'll change the flavors slightly. Peanuts would be the most economical choice, and cashews would have a neutral flavor. I'd stay away from pecans, since they're so oily and might cause the crust to fall apart. Hope that helps!
Carolyn
August 29, 2021
Excited to try these! Do you think other nuts would work in the crust?